Donald replied

190 weeks ago

Hello

Quite often kids ask me to tell them a British joke. As soon as they say that the only ones I can think of are dirty jokes or jokes which they'll have no chance of understanding.
Do any of you have some good English jokes that are easy for the kids to get and will satisfy their needs?

Thank you
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PARKER replied

190 weeks ago

An Englishman, Frenchman and an American are driving though the desert. In the middle of the desert the car breaks down. The three men don't know where the nearest gas station is so they decide to split up and search in three directions. The only problem is, it is the middle of the day and it is very hot. They decide that they will all take a part of the car to help them on their trek. The Englishman decides to bring one of the seats because he will have a nice comfortable place to sit down when he gets tired. The Frenchman decides to bring the car's hood because it will shade him from the sun. The American decides that he will bring the car door. The other two are quite confused about why anyone would want to take a door and ask the American. To which he replies "If I get hot all I will have to do is roll down the window."

landsideicy replied

190 weeks ago

The next morning the guy woke up at home slightly hungover. All of a sudden it dawned upon him what he had signed up for the previous night, and started to panic. It was this panic that led him to the doctor`s surgery.

Upon entering the doctors room, they guy asked the doctor to prescribe him some Viagra. The doctor asked why he wanted Viagra, and the guy explained the situation and told the doctor he may well have overstepped his mark. Thus a little Viagra would help. The doctor sighed, and gave him prescription for a box of Viagra, and cautioned him to only take one a day.
The guy thanked the doctor, left, went out to the carpark, and downed the whole bottle. He was now ready.

PRICE replied

190 weeks ago

There was once a man that has long suspected that his wife has been cheating on him. One hot summer day he gets home from work early to find that the elevator is not working. This puts the man into a terrible mood because he has to climb the 10 flights of stairs up to his apartment. When he finally does get to his apartment he notices the front door is slightly open and he thinks he hears voices inside. He bursts through the door yelling "I know he's here! Come out!" The wife, very sweaty, runs up and asks the husband what he is talking about. The husband goes on to push her out of the way and search the apartment. He finds no one under the bed or in the closet, but he notices the window is wide open. He looks out the window and notices a man near the bottom of the fire escape fanning himself trying to keep cool.

PARKER replied

190 weeks ago

Three people are standing in front of the gates of heaven. The angel at the gates says to the first man "Please give me your name and how you died." The man says "I am Bob and I died because I know my wife was cheating on me. I saw the man and picked up the refrigerator to throw on him. I got it out of the window but then I had a huge heart attack and died." The angle asks the second guy the same question. "My name is Mike. I was hot so I went out on the fire escape to cool myself when I huge refrigerator comes out of no where and kills me." The angle nods and asks the third guy the same question. "Well you see, it all started when I decided to hide in a refrigerator…"

Donald replied

190 weeks ago

There was once a physicist that decided to take a small rest from his work and went for a walk in the woods. As he was walking he came upon a frog. The frog looks up at him and says "If you just kiss me I will become a beautiful lady." The physicist smiles and picks up the frog putting it into his pocket. After a while the frog fights its way out of the pocket and says "I am actually a princess that was cursed. If you kiss me and make me human again I will give you half of my kingdom." The physicist smiles and puts the frog back into his pocket. Again the frog fights its way out of the pocket and says "OK! I will give you my whole kingdom! Why won't you just change me back!?" The physicist looks down at the frog and says "Well a kingdom is nice and all, but a talking frog is just cool!"
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Jons Maradona replied

189 weeks ago

Read our huge collection of funny riddles for kids! All our Jokes and riddles include answers and have been screened to ensure they are appropriate for children. Laugh out loud at these clever and silly riddles sent in by kids visiting our playhouse. Share them with your kids, students and friends. Did you know that riddles promote creative thinking in children? Why not memorize a few and share them at home, on the go or in the classroom. We know these riddles will make you laugh out loud!
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